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""It's certainly a mystery we intend on solving," Police Constable Annie Linteau said. "It's certainly very unusual.""
-You don't say...

But then:
"He added that there are beaches that collect mostly rights and others that collect mostly lefts because the winds or currents sort out left and right foot wear."
-That's just sorta trippy- the gruesome version of http://tinyurl.com/2cckv4

Actually, I guess it's not really gruesome, since it's the shoes and not the feet that float differently. But it's still trippy!

Now we're up to six. Five right, one left.

Sixth is a hoax, apparently.