Tacoby Bellsbury

best. name. mashup. ever.

flea | Fri, 10/26/2007 - 11:10am

sorry, taking that back. i still think JFKFC is my fave.

flea | Fri, 10/26/2007 - 11:10am

'splain JFKFC?

"Jesus Fucking Kentucky Fried Chicken?"

also, Tacoby Ellsbury = genius + fate. He was meant to win us free tacos!!

jbg. | Fri, 10/26/2007 - 11:31am

JFK + KFC = JFKFC.

los Angeles Anthony | Fri, 10/26/2007 - 11:35am

JFKFC is a band.

crazymonk | Fri, 10/26/2007 - 11:39am

remember how KMFDM means "kill motherfucking depeche mode" except it doesn't, really?

jbg. | Fri, 10/26/2007 - 12:15pm

If anyone collects on the free taco, I predict that it will be Jon May.

I was really pulling for Jacoby & Myers LLP Ellsbury, but the taco thing is indeed concise genius.

Lorelei | Fri, 10/26/2007 - 1:36pm

I considered it, but 2-5pm is not a convenient time for me to travel over a mile to get a $0.79 taco for free. I think I can safely say I've met my baseball-related free food quotient for the year with 2 orders of hooters wings, courtesy of the Earth, Northern Hemisphere, North America, United States, Western Time Zone, California, Los Angeles region, Orange County Angels of Anaheim, Katella Avenue.

Jon May | Fri, 10/26/2007 - 2:57pm

i can't believe people are UPSET about the free tacos. i, for one, am fucking PSYCHED about the free tacos.

even though i won't be getting one because a) there's no taco bell near my office (i'd have to trek up to BU or Northeastern - ugh) and b) i don't eat meat.

i doubt they're giving out free cheese and bean tacos.

jbg. | Sat, 10/27/2007 - 8:23am

Man, I wish I lived in my old apartment in Packard's Corner. I'd skip down to that disgusting Taco Bell at BU and gorge myself on my one free taco.

As it stands, if I were to get a free taco in DC, the only convenient location has a bullet-proof screen. I'm not a big fan.

RumorsDaily | Sat, 10/27/2007 - 9:53am

i wish you lived in that apartment, too. i hate JP!

jbg. | Sat, 10/27/2007 - 5:54pm

Wait, you can't shoot the tacorista at your taco bell? What a gyp! I mean, what's the point of tacos without the shooting?

Jon May | Sat, 10/27/2007 - 8:26pm

It's not just my local DC Taco Bell that chooses to fortify like this, your local LA Taco Bell does it too.

RumorsDaily | Sat, 10/27/2007 - 9:24pm

Forget the disgusting tacos, some people are winning free furniture at Jordan's...I know someone who spent $4000!

http://www.boston.com/news/local/massachusetts/articles/2007/10/28/red_s...

No longer rooting for the Blue Jays | Sun, 10/28/2007 - 1:25pm

yeah, the monster deal is pretty sick. when they announced it last spring, i had a feeling i should buy a couch from barry.

jbg. | Sun, 10/28/2007 - 2:58pm

A KFC in West Philly has the bulletproof glass and also a cool bulletproof glass drive-through contraption. When my (white) friend's family first moved to the area in the 80s or early 90s his mom stopped by the KFC drive-through and the clerk asked if she was lost. Tough town.

Jon May | Mon, 10/29/2007 - 12:14pm
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